Biker Humor
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, by Damien Heenan A Biker's Club Who Worships Norse Monarchs
My brother recently got into a biker's club who worships Norse monarchs. They call themselves 'The Bikings'. When they ride off it sounds like OoooooDIiiinnnn!
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, by Damien Heenan Biker Mouse's 3 Wishes
A bear is chasing a mouse through the woods when a mystical figure suddenly appears, offering both three wishes. The bear's wishes take a surprising...
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, by Damien Heenan Take What You Want
An engineer is walking into work one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. “Where did you get such a rocking...
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, by Damien Heenan A Question Of Communication
He said, "Do you have a grudge?""No," she replied. "Since we have a carport, we've never really needed one.""Ma'am, has your husband ever beat you...
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, by Damien Heenan I'll Do The Same As My Father...
"To whoever stole my motorcycle this morning, you have 4 hours to return it. Otherwise, I'll give you the same treatment my dad gave to...
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, by Damien Heenan Try Doing It With The Engine Running
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon hanging out in his shop, waiting for the...
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, by Damien Heenan I Can't Drive Without My ID
Two skeletons rise from a grave one night and get on a motorcycle.Before they leave, however, the one on the driver’s seat suddenly hops off...
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, by Damien Heenan What are you smuggling?
"Sir," says the officer, "this is my last day on the job and I have to ask, it’s been driving me nuts. I promise not...
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, by Damien Heenan What’s The Difference
After 30 years working side by side at the factory, James and Jake finally retired. Item #1 on the bucket list was taking a dream...
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, by Damien Heenan Rain And Dog Treats
Betsy’s something of a rebel, so I always carry some of her favorite blueberry treats to bribe her into behaving well. I usually pack them...
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, by Damien Heenan It’s a Bird. It’s a Plane. It’s Batman?
Jack was eager to show the new jacket off at the office Halloween party. In fact, he kept bringing the jacket up so much that...
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, by Mohamed Toursal How to Interpret Dreams
That evening, after a lovely candlelit dinner, Charles presented Chloe with a box—maybe not quite so beautifully wrapped, but it did have a bow—and, no,...
