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A Biker's Club Who Worships Norse Monarchs

Oct 21, 2022 Damien Heenan

My brother recently got into a biker's club who worships Norse monarchs. They call themselves 'The Bikings'. When they ride off it sounds like OoooooDIiiinnnn!

Biker Mouse's 3 Wishes

Oct 12, 2022 Damien Heenan

A bear is chasing a mouse through the woods when a mystical figure suddenly appears, offering both three wishes. The bear's wishes take a surprising turn as the mouse cleverly makes its final wish. Read the full joke to see how it all unfolds!

Take What You Want

Oct 8, 2022 Damien Heenan

An engineer is walking into work one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. “Where did you get such a rocking bike?” asked the first.

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A Question Of Communication

Aug 5, 2022 Damien Heenan

He said, "Do you have a grudge?""No," she replied. "Since we have a carport, we've never really needed one.""Ma'am, has your husband ever beat you up?""Yes," she responded. "About twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Madame, why do you want a divorce?"

Humor

I'll Do The Same As My Father...

Jul 22, 2022 Damien Heenan

"To whoever stole my motorcycle this morning, you have 4 hours to return it. Otherwise, I'll give you the same treatment my dad gave to the guy who stole his car!"30 minutes passed and a shady looking guy showed up with the bike.

Humor

Try Doing It With The Engine Running

Jul 15, 2022 Damien Heenan

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon hanging out in his shop, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"The surgeon, a bit surprised, said, “Okay,” and headed over to where he was working on the bike. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,"So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered, "Try doing it with the engine running!"

Humor

I Can't Drive Without My ID

Jul 15, 2022 Damien Heenan

Two skeletons rise from a grave one night and get on a motorcycle.Before they leave, however, the one on the driver’s seat suddenly hops off and runs back into the cemetery and rips out its gravestone. The other asks: "What the hell do you need THAT for?" "Are you stupid?” says the first, “I can't just drive without my ID!"

Humor

What are you smuggling?

Jul 8, 2022 Damien Heenan

"Sir," says the officer, "this is my last day on the job and I have to ask, it’s been driving me nuts. I promise not to tell anyone. I know you’re up to something… What are you smuggling?"

Helmets

What’s The Difference

Jun 23, 2022 Damien Heenan

After 30 years working side by side at the factory, James and Jake finally retired. Item #1 on the bucket list was taking a dream motorcycle vacation to Daytona Beach to experience Daytona Bike Week.They spent months planning and preparing, picking the perfect route to maximize the sights along the way.As required by Washington state, they hit the road wearing their helmets and kept them in place as they headed off. The trip was everything they’d imagined, except they did find that as they crossed the Southern United States, the heat and humidity inside that helmet took its toll.

Humor

Rain And Dog Treats

Jun 2, 2022 Damien Heenan

Betsy’s something of a rebel, so I always carry some of her favorite blueberry treats to bribe her into behaving well. I usually pack them in one of the pockets of my vest. One time, as Betsy and I were returning from the walk, rain caught us halfway home. The skies opened up and KAPLOOSH it started POURING.

Humor

It’s a Bird. It’s a Plane. It’s Batman?

May 26, 2022 Damien Heenan

Jack was eager to show the new jacket off at the office Halloween party. In fact, he kept bringing the jacket up so much that we were all chomping at the bit to see what he looked like in his new gear.

How to Interpret Dreams

Nov 16, 2020 Mohamed Toursal

That evening, after a lovely candlelit dinner, Charles presented Chloe with a box—maybe not quite so beautifully wrapped, but it did have a bow—and, no, there was no motorcycle either.

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