Biker Humor
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, by Damien Heenan Do You Really Want To Tell That Joke?
Travis, an old blind cowboy, and George, his trusted friend, are transporting horses across the Midwest, when George pulls into the parking lot of a...
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, by Damien Heenan Biker Humor: A NEW biker is riding their first Harley
His friends eager to get on the road start off slowly guiding Joe to the highway. It didn’t take long before Joes friends were putting...
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, by Damien Heenan A Biker's Club Who Worships Norse Monarchs
My brother recently got into a biker's club who worships Norse monarchs. They call themselves 'The Bikings'. When they ride off it sounds like OoooooDIiiinnnn!
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, by Damien Heenan Biker Mouse's 3 Wishes
A bear is chasing a mouse through the woods when a mystical figure suddenly appears, offering both three wishes. The bear's wishes take a surprising...
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, by Damien Heenan Take What You Want
An engineer is walking into work one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. “Where did you get such a rocking...
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, by Damien Heenan A Question Of Communication
He said, "Do you have a grudge?""No," she replied. "Since we have a carport, we've never really needed one.""Ma'am, has your husband ever beat you...
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, by Damien Heenan I'll Do The Same As My Father...
"To whoever stole my motorcycle this morning, you have 4 hours to return it. Otherwise, I'll give you the same treatment my dad gave to...
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, by Damien Heenan Try Doing It With The Engine Running
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon hanging out in his shop, waiting for the...
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, by Damien Heenan I Can't Drive Without My ID
Two skeletons rise from a grave one night and get on a motorcycle.Before they leave, however, the one on the driver’s seat suddenly hops off...
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, by Damien Heenan What are you smuggling?
"Sir," says the officer, "this is my last day on the job and I have to ask, it’s been driving me nuts. I promise not...
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, by Damien Heenan What’s The Difference
After 30 years working side by side at the factory, James and Jake finally retired. Item #1 on the bucket list was taking a dream...
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, by Damien Heenan The Difference Between Chaps and Mates
We were waiting for our friend Tim, who was a relatively new biker who wanted to experience a long ride with a seasoned crew. Tim...
