I Can't Drive Without My ID
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by Damien Heenan
- 1 min reading time
Two skeletons rise from a grave one night and get on a motorcycle.
Before they leave, however, the one on the driver’s seat suddenly hops off and runs back into the cemetery and rips out its gravestone.
The other asks: "What the hell do you need THAT for?"
"Are you stupid?” says the first, “I can't just drive without my ID!"
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Humor