Biker Humor
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, by Damien Heenan Albert Einstein and The biker
Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party as the special guest. As he enters, he turns to the person to his right and introduces himself...
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, by Damien Heenan Do You Really Want To Tell That Joke?
Travis, an old blind cowboy, and George, his trusted friend, are transporting horses across the Midwest, when George pulls into the parking lot of a...
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, by Damien Heenan Biker Humor: A NEW biker is riding their first Harley
His friends eager to get on the road start off slowly guiding Joe to the highway. It didn’t take long before Joes friends were putting...
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, by Damien Heenan A Question Of Communication
He said, "Do you have a grudge?""No," she replied. "Since we have a carport, we've never really needed one.""Ma'am, has your husband ever beat you...
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, by Damien Heenan I'll Do The Same As My Father...
"To whoever stole my motorcycle this morning, you have 4 hours to return it. Otherwise, I'll give you the same treatment my dad gave to...
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, by Damien Heenan Try Doing It With The Engine Running
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon hanging out in his shop, waiting for the...
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, by Damien Heenan I Can't Drive Without My ID
Two skeletons rise from a grave one night and get on a motorcycle.Before they leave, however, the one on the driver’s seat suddenly hops off...
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, by Damien Heenan What are you smuggling?
"Sir," says the officer, "this is my last day on the job and I have to ask, it’s been driving me nuts. I promise not...
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, by Damien Heenan What’s The Difference
After 30 years working side by side at the factory, James and Jake finally retired. Item #1 on the bucket list was taking a dream...
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, by Damien Heenan The Difference Between Chaps and Mates
We were waiting for our friend Tim, who was a relatively new biker who wanted to experience a long ride with a seasoned crew. Tim...
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, by Damien Heenan Rain And Dog Treats
Betsy’s something of a rebel, so I always carry some of her favorite blueberry treats to bribe her into behaving well. I usually pack them...
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, by Damien Heenan It’s a Bird. It’s a Plane. It’s Batman?
Jack was eager to show the new jacket off at the office Halloween party. In fact, he kept bringing the jacket up so much that...
