Biker Humor

Biker Humor

Two adorable small dogs wearing dog goggles and riding gear, reflecting Eagle Leather’s playful brand spirit. The overlaid text ‘LAUGH A LITTLE’ captures our commitment to fun and lighthearted experiences.
Humor

Albert Einstein and The biker

Damien Heenan

Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party as the special guest. As he enters, he turns to the person to his right and introduces himself before he asks, "What's your IQ?"

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Two adorable small dogs wearing dog goggles and riding gear, reflecting Eagle Leather’s playful brand spirit. The overlaid text ‘LAUGH A LITTLE’ captures our commitment to fun and lighthearted experiences.
Humor

Do You Really Want To Tell That Joke?

Damien Heenan

Travis, an old blind cowboy, and George, his trusted friend, are transporting horses across the Midwest, when George pulls into the parking lot of a rural bar filled with motorcycles. After parking George leads Travis into the bar, and helps him to a barstool, before running back to the truck to get the wallet he forgot. Travis orders a shot of whiskey, and asks “Hey, you want to hear a blond joke”?

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Two adorable small dogs wearing dog goggles and riding gear, reflecting Eagle Leather’s playful brand spirit. The overlaid text ‘LAUGH A LITTLE’ captures our commitment to fun and lighthearted experiences.
Humor

Biker Humor: A NEW biker is riding their first Harley

Damien Heenan

His friends eager to get on the road start off slowly guiding Joe to the highway. It didn’t take long before Joes friends were putting some distance between themselves and Joe. To keep up, Joe twists the throttle and ZOOM off he goes passing his friends like they are standing still.

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Two adorable small dogs wearing dog goggles and riding gear, reflecting Eagle Leather’s playful brand spirit. The overlaid text ‘LAUGH A LITTLE’ captures our commitment to fun and lighthearted experiences.
Communication Systems

A Question Of Communication

Damien Heenan

He said, "Do you have a grudge?""No," she replied. "Since we have a carport, we've never really needed one.""Ma'am, has your husband ever beat you up?""Yes," she responded. "About twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Madame, why do you want a divorce?"

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Two adorable small dogs wearing dog goggles and riding gear, reflecting Eagle Leather’s playful brand spirit. The overlaid text ‘LAUGH A LITTLE’ captures our commitment to fun and lighthearted experiences.
Humor

I'll Do The Same As My Father...

Damien Heenan

"To whoever stole my motorcycle this morning, you have 4 hours to return it. Otherwise, I'll give you the same treatment my dad gave to the guy who stole his car!"30 minutes passed and a shady looking guy showed up with the bike.

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Two adorable small dogs wearing dog goggles and riding gear, reflecting Eagle Leather’s playful brand spirit. The overlaid text ‘LAUGH A LITTLE’ captures our commitment to fun and lighthearted experiences.
Humor

Try Doing It With The Engine Running

Damien Heenan

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon hanging out in his shop, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"The surgeon, a bit surprised, said, “Okay,” and headed over to where he was working on the bike. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,"So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered, "Try doing it with the engine running!"

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Two adorable small dogs wearing dog goggles and riding gear, reflecting Eagle Leather’s playful brand spirit. The overlaid text ‘LAUGH A LITTLE’ captures our commitment to fun and lighthearted experiences.
Humor

I Can't Drive Without My ID

Damien Heenan

Two skeletons rise from a grave one night and get on a motorcycle.Before they leave, however, the one on the driver’s seat suddenly hops off and runs back into the cemetery and rips out its gravestone. The other asks: "What the hell do you need THAT for?" "Are you stupid?” says the first, “I can't just drive without my ID!"

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Two adorable small dogs wearing dog goggles and riding gear, reflecting Eagle Leather’s playful brand spirit. The overlaid text ‘LAUGH A LITTLE’ captures our commitment to fun and lighthearted experiences.
Humor

What are you smuggling?

Damien Heenan

"Sir," says the officer, "this is my last day on the job and I have to ask, it’s been driving me nuts. I promise not to tell anyone. I know you’re up to something… What are you smuggling?"

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Two adorable small dogs wearing dog goggles and riding gear, reflecting Eagle Leather’s playful brand spirit. The overlaid text ‘LAUGH A LITTLE’ captures our commitment to fun and lighthearted experiences.
Helmets

What’s The Difference

Damien Heenan

After 30 years working side by side at the factory, James and Jake finally retired. Item #1 on the bucket list was taking a dream motorcycle vacation to Daytona Beach to experience Daytona Bike Week.They spent months planning and preparing, picking the perfect route to maximize the sights along the way.As required by Washington state, they hit the road wearing their helmets and kept them in place as they headed off. The trip was everything they’d imagined, except they did find that as they crossed the Southern United States, the heat and humidity inside that helmet took its toll.

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Two adorable small dogs wearing dog goggles and riding gear, reflecting Eagle Leather’s playful brand spirit. The overlaid text ‘LAUGH A LITTLE’ captures our commitment to fun and lighthearted experiences.
Humor

Rain And Dog Treats

Damien Heenan

Betsy’s something of a rebel, so I always carry some of her favorite blueberry treats to bribe her into behaving well. I usually pack them in one of the pockets of my vest. One time, as Betsy and I were returning from the walk, rain caught us halfway home. The skies opened up and KAPLOOSH it started POURING.

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Two adorable small dogs wearing dog goggles and riding gear, reflecting Eagle Leather’s playful brand spirit. The overlaid text ‘LAUGH A LITTLE’ captures our commitment to fun and lighthearted experiences.
Humor

It’s a Bird. It’s a Plane. It’s Batman?

Damien Heenan

Jack was eager to show the new jacket off at the office Halloween party. In fact, he kept bringing the jacket up so much that we were all chomping at the bit to see what he looked like in his new gear.

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