Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party as the special guest. As he enters, he turns to the person to his right and introduces himself before he asks, "What's your IQ?"
The person excited to be asked a question by Albert Einstein quickly answers, "189."
"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"
After a few minutes a woman joins the conversation and Albert introduces himself to her and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The lady answers, "143."
"That is great!" responds Albert, and the conversation turns to politics and current affairs.
After about 15 minutes a bearded man walks up to join the conversation and Albert asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "58."
Albert's face lights up as he exclaims, "So you're the one who rides the Harley parked out front!"
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