Humor and Jokes

If The Suit Fits

The mortician handed her back her blank check. “No charge,” he said.“But you’ve done an excellent job, for which I’m truly grateful. I’m more than ...

Marry Ann and the existence of God.

Mary Ann was riding her motorcycle one day and, as one does, she got to thinking about life, the universe, and the existence of God. She loved scie...

Rudolph the Red

Mark and Martha went to Moscow for a big, international motorcycle rally. They were strolling through Red Square when Mark though he felt a drop of...

Counting Crows

The Washington State Department of Transportation found over two hundred dead crows on the highway. They were afraid that smoke from the fires had ...

Trample my yard

“I want you to know that I’ve just spent a small fortune getting my front yard landscaped. I’ve put in expensive hybrid roses, perennial borders, a...

I could never date a beekeeper.

Howie sent her what he thought was a pretty clever message: “Your dog can ride on my motorcycle any time.” Louise thought that was actually cute an...

The first rule of preparing to examine a witness

He began, “Mrs. Bellefort, do you know me?” She said, “Certainly. I’ve known you since you were a tadpole, and you are a major disappointment. You ...

Beware of Bears

‘Grizzly bears and black bears are being seen in record numbers. You should wear bells to alert any bears to your presence. Carry pepper spray in c...

You Started It!

Sherman is a Human Resources professional at Harley-Davidson. He was interviewing Matt, a brand-new graduate of MIT. “Well, Matt,” said Sherman, “w...

Monsters under her bed!

Chloe was terrified that monsters lurked under her bed. One day she saw an ad on television in which Dr. Martin offered a free first consultation. ...

Are you a time traveler?

Margie was just parking her motorcycle to eat a picnic lunch out in the country when she heard a “whoosh.” And there was a young man, dressed in we...

“No shirt, no tie, no service.”

Marty was crossing the desert on his motorcycle using an off-the-map side road. He spun out on a patch of sand. His bike was ruined, and he wasn’t ...