What If Motorcycles Acted Like Computers
- Twice a day, your bike would crash for no reason.
- Every time you wanted to ride; you would have to upgrade a component of your bike.
- Your bike would die at random times, for no reason, and you would have to restart to ride on it.
- Using your controls out of order would cause your bike to shut down and refuse to start until you replaced the clutch.
- Harley would make a bike powered by electricity, reliable, five times faster, and twice as easy to ride, but you could only ride on the side streets.
- Cruisers could only handle one person at a time unless you road a “Harley95” or “HarleyNT”, but then you would need to buy more seats.
- Every time you went to turn the bike off it would ask you “Are you sure?”.
- Every time Harley introduced a new model, buyers would have to learn to ride all over again, because none of the controls would operate in the same way as the last model.
- To shut off the engine you need the key fob and to push the start button.
- On Harley’s, the speedometer and tachometer would be replaced by notifications that pop up when the bike is running.
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