A radio host was taking a break when he realized that someone had stolen his motorcycle from the station's parking lot.
He grabbed the mic and started yelling:
"To whoever stole my motorcycle this morning, you have 4 hours to return it. Otherwise, I'll give you the same treatment my dad gave to the guy who stole his car!"
30 minutes passed and a shady looking guy showed up with the bike.
“Sorry about that,” said the thief, “I don't know what I was thinking, it won't happen again.
“No problem,” said the host, “You brought back my bike and that’s all that matters.”
“I'm curious though, what would you’d have done if I hadn't brought back the bike?”
“Like I said,” said the host, “same thing as my dad. I’d have walked back home.”
