Biker Humor
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, by Damien Heenan Rain And Dog Treats
Betsy’s something of a rebel, so I always carry some of her favorite blueberry treats to bribe her into behaving well. I usually pack them...
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, by Damien Heenan It’s a Bird. It’s a Plane. It’s Batman?
Jack was eager to show the new jacket off at the office Halloween party. In fact, he kept bringing the jacket up so much that...
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, by Mohamed Toursal How to Interpret Dreams
That evening, after a lovely candlelit dinner, Charles presented Chloe with a box—maybe not quite so beautifully wrapped, but it did have a bow—and, no,...
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, by Mohamed Toursal If The Suit Fits
The mortician handed her back her blank check. “No charge,” he said.“But you’ve done an excellent job, for which I’m truly grateful. I’m more than...
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, by Mohamed Toursal Marry Ann and the existence of God.
Mary Ann was riding her motorcycle one day and, as one does, she got to thinking about life, the universe, and the existence of God....
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, by Mohamed Toursal Rudolph the Red
Mark and Martha went to Moscow for a big, international motorcycle rally. They were strolling through Red Square when Mark though he felt a drop...
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, by Mike Toursal Counting Crows
The Washington State Department of Transportation found over two hundred dead crows on the highway. They were afraid that smoke from the fires had killed...
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, by Mike Toursal Trample my yard
“I want you to know that I’ve just spent a small fortune getting my front yard landscaped. I’ve put in expensive hybrid roses, perennial borders,...
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, by Mike Toursal I could never date a beekeeper.
Howie sent her what he thought was a pretty clever message: “Your dog can ride on my motorcycle any time.” Louise thought that was actually...
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, by Mike Toursal The first rule of preparing to examine a witness
He began, “Mrs. Bellefort, do you know me?” She said, “Certainly. I’ve known you since you were a tadpole, and you are a major disappointment....
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, by Mike Toursal Beware of Bears
‘Grizzly bears and black bears are being seen in record numbers. You should wear bells to alert any bears to your presence. Carry pepper spray...
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, by Mike Toursal You Started It!
Sherman is a Human Resources professional at Harley-Davidson. He was interviewing Matt, a brand-new graduate of MIT. “Well, Matt,” said Sherman, “what salary do you...