Updated on July 11, 2024
A bear is chasing a mouse through the woods when suddenly a genie appears.
The mouse and bear stop dead in their tracks, perplexed at the genie's appearance. The genie offers to give both the bear and mouse three wishes.
The bear, not hesitating, goes first: "I wish I were the only male bear in these woods." The genie nods and grants the wish.
"I wish for a motorcycle," the mouse says. The genie nods and grants the wish, then turns back to the bear.
"I wish all the female bears wanted me," the bear says. The genie smirks and grants the wish.
The mouse asks for a motorcycle helmet. The genie gives it to the mouse and looks at the bear for the final wish.
"I wish all the other bears in the world were female except for me," the bear says, thinking it’s covered all bases. The genie grants the wish with a chuckle.
The mouse gets on his motorcycle, starts it up, puts his helmet on, and says, "I wish the bear was gay," and zooms off.
