Biker Humor

A Rabbit Gets Sassy

    A Little Humor The Unruly Rabbit Last Tuesday a rabbit walked into the Eagle Leather store. Nothing fazes Damien, who asked the rabbit, “How may I help you, sir?” The rabbit answered, “I’d like a BLT with coleslaw and no fries.” “I’m sorry, sir. We don’t have that here.” “Then I’ll just have a house salad, I guess.” Damien remained polite. “Sir, we don’t have that. Can I help you with something else?” “Well, for heaven’s sake. Just bring me a bowl of vegetable soup.” This was too much even for patient Damien. “Sir, we don’t sell food. We sell motorcycle gear, just like the sign says.” “Hey, if I could read, I would have asked you for a menu.”