A Little Humor
The Unruly Rabbit
Last Tuesday a rabbit walked into the Eagle Leather store.
Nothing fazes Damien, who asked the rabbit, “How may I help you, sir?”
The rabbit answered, “I’d like a BLT with coleslaw and no fries.”
“I’m sorry, sir. We don’t have that here.”
“Then I’ll just have a house salad, I guess.”
Damien remained polite. “Sir, we don’t have that. Can I help you with something else?”
“Well, for heaven’s sake. Just bring me a bowl of vegetable soup.”
This was too much even for patient Damien. “Sir, we don’t sell food. We sell motorcycle gear, just like the sign says.”
“Hey, if I could read, I would have asked you for a menu.”
