The Law Is What?!

If you think it’s silly that it’s illegal to park your motorcycle perpendicular to the curb, check out these laws:

In Bremerton, you are not allowed to shuck peanuts in the street.

In Everett, you can’t display a person who is hypnotized (or allegedly hypnotized) in a store window, so no quasi-zombies.

In Seattle, it’s illegal to carry a concealed weapon that’s over six feet long. And you mustn’t carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus lest it disturb other riders.

Statewide, we still have a lot of laws on the books that are outdated. For instance, it’s illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag. You may not buy a mattress on a Sunday, or meat of any kind.

It’s illegal to pretend your parents are rich.

Lollipops are banned everywhere in Washington State. Good grief!