Out With A Bang

Some wonderfully wacky and weirdly wonderful bucket list ideas taken from the Internet and somewhat embellished:

• Put on red lenses, walk up to a stranger, and say, “I’m thirsty; I need your blooood!”
• Dine at a 3-star Michelin restaurant and ask the waiter about tires.
• Jump off a cliff—with a parasail, silly.
• Ride in a hot air balloon—politician-powered to cut fossil fuel consumption.
• Get a tattoo (surely we jest!)
• Do a strip tease—to reveal the tattoo.
• Look inside the mouth of a volcano, and no, that doesn’t include explaining to your mate about the events at the office Christmas party. (See the two items just above.)
• Write a love note on the bathroom mirror, which may help you avoid making the next item your permanent bedroom after that office party.
• Sleep in an igloo.
• Feed a crocodile; make your artificial arm with 3-D printer. (I bet you thought we’d continue the office-party-penance theme.)

If a notion tickles your funny bone, we would like to see any loony additions to this nutty bucket list on the Eagle Leather Facebook page.