Bill and Bob were riding their motorcycles when a chill wind came up. Bill said, “I’m cold. The wind is blowing down my collar and into my shirt.
Bob answered, “We’ll pull over here, and you can turn your jacket around, so the collar opening is in the back. Then the wind won’t bother you.”
That worked well until they crashed on a curve. Passersby called 911 and ran to help. Then the police arrived and began to interview witnesses for their report.
“Were both of the men dead when you got here?” asked the officer.
“No,” answered a witness. “One of them was still alive, but by the time we got his head turned around, he was dead.”
Yet, there’s no denying it: Unless you plan to ride exclusively around the Southern United States, you’ll face some chilly winters. And even before it...
