Calvin the motorcycle enthusiast was walking along the beach one morning. He spotted a bottle. It was decorated in what seemed to be gold wire strung with jewels. He picked it up and opened it.
Purple smoke rose from the neck of the bottle, and Calvin dropped it and jumped back.
A beautiful genie appeared and said, “Don’t be afraid. I’m the genie from the bottle. I won’t harm you.”
Calvin heaved a sigh of relief and asked, “Do I get three wishes?”
“Oh, sorry. We’ve had to make cutbacks. You get just one wish.”
Calvin pondered: wealth, health, a killer bike? Finally he answered, “I want all the women to love me.”
The genie turned him into a delicious chocolate truffle.
