Too Hot for Mowing

On a day that was so hot the robins were using potholders as they pulled worms from the ground, George rode home on his motorcycle.

He headed straight for the shower to cool off.

“Honey,” said Louise, his wife, “remember that you promised to mow the lawn today.”

While George was toweling off, he asked Louise, “It’s so darn hot. What do you think the neighbors would say if I mowed the lawn in my birthday suit?”

“She must have married him for his money.”