Rambo The Rider

A Little Humor

Rambo Needs More Space

Mary Thorn is a Floridian who loves motorcycling with her pet, Rambo. She’s been doing it for eleven years now, since the animal was rescued from the closet where it spent its first four years. Because of that abuse, Rambo is very sensitive to the sun.

Rambo seems to enjoy being dressed in various costumes, riding with Mary, and visiting schoolkids to teach them about his kind.

However, according to the Florida DNR, at 125 pounds and six feet Rambo needs more space, and Mary has to find him a new home.

Anyone ready for an indoor-living, motorcycle-riding crocodile?


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