Marriage Counseling

Mark and Marcy came to Dr. Will the Motorcycling Marriage Counselor. Dr. Will asked, “What seems to be the problem?”

Marcy launched into the problems that had arisen during a fifteen-year marriage:

“He doesn’t care about me. I think he’s seeing someone else. I feel lonely and unlovable because he never shows me any affection….” And the list went on and on and on.

Dr. Will finally walked around his desk, asked Marcy to stand, and kissed her long and strong.

Marcy sat down in a daze and said no more.

Dr. Will turned to Mark. “Your wife needs that at least three times a week.”

Mark said, “Well, I can drop her off on Monday and Friday, but I’ve got bowling league on Wednesdays.”