A Little Humor
Mark watched his roommate and fellow motorcycle enthusiast Joe stumble from his bedroom to the kitchen and fumble for a cup of coffee.
“Hey, dude, you look like you had a bad night.”
“I did,” Joe replied. After pool league we had a few and then I got into my car. The steering wheel, the pedals, the dashboard—all gone—stolen.”
“What did you do?”
“I called the cops, man.”
“What did they say?”
“They told me I was in the back seat—and I’d better take a cab home.”