How Do Criminals Celebrate Christmas?

A Little Humor
The Five Finger Discount

Imelda is a motorcycle enthusiast and a municipal judge. She looked down at the defendant and asked, “Why are you’re here? The defendant answered, “I was just doing some early Christmas shopping.” Imelda said, “But Christmas shopping isn’t a crime, and shopping early is a good idea. Why were you arrested?” “Well, you see, Your Honor, the store wasn’t open yet.”