Sam, who was studying programming, was relaxing under a tree on campus one afternoon.
Here came his friend Ralph, also a computer nerd.
Ralph was riding a shiny, new motorcycle. “How did you get that?” Sam asked.
“Did you sell that app you were working on?”
“No. But it was weird. This pretty girl was standing beside the bike when I walked by. She started taking off her clothes and said I could have whatever I wanted.”
Sam was a little more socially sophisticated than Ralph, and asked, incredulously, “And you choose the motorcycle?”
“Well, I knew the clothes wouldn’t fit me.”