Be Smart in a Crisis

A Little Humor
The Obvious Course


An automobile, a bicycle, and a motorcycle were carried by tornado to a desert island.

The bicyclist said, “Hey! I’ve got a signal. I can call for help on my cell phone.”

The car driver interrupted, “I’ve got a flare in the trunk. I’ll send that up.”

The motorcycle enthusiast said, “You guys do as you please. I’m going across the bridge.”