Clarence came up to Al, who was working on his motorcycle. “Hey, Al,” he said. “Can I borrow your tire pump?”
“No, sorry, I’m going to bake bread.”
“What kind of excuse is that? You don’t need a tire pump to bake bread.”
“No, but since you haven’t bothered to return my socket set or my Allen wrench or my battery charger, I figure any excuse is good enough.”
A Little Humor
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