A Little Humor
Must-Read Memo
TO: All Eagle Leather staff
FROM: M. Toursal
Effective at once, all employees must follow these guidelines to comply with FROLIC (Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).
Do not run aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel.
Do not file replenishment orders under “Bah, humbug.”
Do not use company vehicles to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma’s house; they are for official business only.
Do not bring fruitcake to work; we try to maintain a non-toxic atmosphere.
Do not ask to have eggnog in the vending machines.
Thank you. Happy Holidays to you and yours!
Mike
