Sam, Don, and Mark, three motorcycle enthusiasts long past retirement age, were enjoying after-dinner coffee while sitting on the nursing home patio watching the sunset. As twilight descended, their thoughts became melancholy.
“How do you want to die?” asked Sam.
“I wish I could ride up into the mountains and drive my bike off a cliff,” answered Don.
“I’d like to take my motorcycle and go on a grizzly hunt—without a rifle,” responded Mark.
Sam said, “Good ideas, but I’ve got you beat. I want to die being chased by a jealous husband.”
A Little Humor