A bear, a mouse, & a Genie

A bear is chasing a mouse through the woods. When suddenly a genie appears.

The mouse and bear stop dead in their tracks, perplexed at the genie's appearance. The genie offers to give both the bear and mouse three wishes.

The bear, not hesitating, goes first; "I wish all the bears in these woods were female." The genie laughs and moves onto the mouse.

"I wish for a motorcycle." The genie nods and moves back to the bear.

"I wish all the bears in the world were female." The genie laughs again.

The mouse asks for a motorcycle helmet. The genie gives it to the mouse and looks at the bear one last time.

"I wish all the female bears wanted me." The genie goes, "My man!" and looks to the mouse for his final wish.

The mouse gets on his motorcycle, starts it up, puts his helmet on and says, "I wish the bear was gay." and the mouse zooms off.

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