A Rabbit Gets Sassy

A Little Humor
The Unruly Rabbit


Last Tuesday a rabbit walked into the Eagle Leather store.

Nothing fazes Damien, who asked the rabbit, “How may I help you, sir?”

The rabbit answered, “I’d like a BLT with coleslaw and no fries.”

“I’m sorry, sir. We don’t have that here.”

“Then I’ll just have a house salad, I guess.”

Damien remained polite. “Sir, we don’t have that. Can I help you with something else?”

“Well, for heaven’s sake. Just bring me a bowl of vegetable soup.”

This was too much even for patient Damien. “Sir, we don’t sell food. We sell motorcycle gear, just like the sign says.”

“Hey, if I could read, I would have asked you for a menu.”