Take What You Want

An engineer is walking into work one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. 

“Where did you get such a rocking bike?” asked the first.

The second engineer replied “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.'”

“Good choice,” said the first engineer, nodding approvingly, “the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit!”